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A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says "I'm not very busy today, why don't you let me show you around?" The guy thinks this is a great idea and graciously accepts the offer.St. Peter shows the man all the sights, the golf course, the reading room and library, the observation room, the cafeteria and finally, they come to a HUGE room full of clocks.The guy asks, "What's up with these clocks?"St. Peter explains, "Everyone on earth has a clock that shows how much time he has left on earth. When a clock runs out of time, the person dies and comes to the Gates to be judged."The guy thinks this makes sense but notices that some of the clocks are going faster than others. He asks, "Why is it that some clocks are moving faster than other clocks?"St. Peter explains, "Every time a living person does something out of total stupidity, it speeds up his clock."This seemed to make sense to the man, so he takes one last look around the room before leaving and notices there is one clock in the center of the ceiling. On this clock, both hands are spinning at an unbelievable rate. He couldn't contain his curiosity so he asks, "What's the story with that clock?" "Oh, that," St. Peter replies, "That's George W. Bush's clock. We decided to use it as a fan."
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[06 Feb 2006|04:06pm] |
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ok nobody ever updates this thing so guess who is.....that right blakelee is....cuz i am cool like that..
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[26 Jan 2006|02:56pm] |
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well errybody i is updatin again cuz i is bored. i havent been up to much. my new classes are ight... report cards came out today....i did alright....... i have decided that im gangsta cuz dats just the way i is.....not really im just really bored....anyway im gonna go........later. <3 b-izzle
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[31 Dec 2005|02:43pm] |
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I havent updated this thing in forever so im gonna update....i havent done to much over christmas break. mostly just stayed with family and with jennie....i went shoppin and got new clothes and shoes. i might be gettin a digital camera but i donno yet it all depends if my stepdad wants to give me money to buy it......nobody ever updates livejournal anymore. everyone has a myspace or xanga...im soooo bored, well i guess i have to be bored to update but o well.......im gonna go try to find something better to do so i will update some other time.......maybe, if i feel like it or get bored
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[25 Dec 2005|08:34am] |
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Merry Christmas everybody
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[11 Dec 2005|04:04pm] |
Body: On the last day before Christmas, I hurried to the mall to buy the
>remaining of the gifts I didn't manage to buy earlier.
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> When I saw all the people there, I started to complain to myself:
>'It is going to take forever here and I still have so many other place to
>go...'
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> Christmas really is getting more and more annoying every year. How I
>wish I could just lie down, go to sleep and only wake up after it...'
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> Nonetheless, I made my way to the toy section, and there I started
>to curse the prices, wondering if kids really played with such expensive
>toys.
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> While looking in the toy section, I noticed a small boy of about 5
>years old, pressing a doll against his chest.
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> He kept on touching the hair of the doll and looked so sad. I
>wondered who was this doll for.
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> Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny,
>are you sure I don't have enough money?''
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> The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to
>buy this doll, my dear.''
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> Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to
>look around. She left quickly.
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> The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
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> Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give
>this doll to.
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> "It is the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for
>this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
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> I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after
>all, and not to worry.
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> But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus cannot bring it to her
>where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mummy so that she can give
>it to her when she goes there."
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> His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be
>with God. Daddy says that Mummy will also go to see God very soon, so I
>thought that she could bring the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
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> My heart nearly stopped.
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> The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mummy
>not to go yet. I asked him to wait until I come back from the mall."
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> Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He
>then told me "I also want mummy to take this photo with her so that she
>will not forget me."
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> "I love my mummy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy
>says that she has to go to be with my little sister"
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> Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
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> I quickly reached for my wallet and took a few notes and said to the
>boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you have enough money?''
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> "Ok" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money
>to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for
>the doll and even some spare money.
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> The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money."
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> Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for
>God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mummy can
>give it to my sister. He heard me.''
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> "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my
>mummy, but I didn't dare to ask God too much. But He gave me enough to buy
>the doll and the white rose.''
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> "You know, my mummy loves white roses."
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> A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my
>basket.
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> I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I
>started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
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> Then I remembered a local newspaper article 2 days ago, which
>mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one
>young lady and a little girl.
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> The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a
>critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the
>life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to get out
>of the coma.
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> Was this the family of the little boy?
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> Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the
>newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
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> I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went
>to the Funeral Home where the body of the young woman was exposed for
>people to see and make last wishes before burial.
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> She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her
>hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
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> I left the place water-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed
>forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is
>still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk
>man had taken all this away from him.
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> Now you have 2 choices:
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> 1) Send this message.
> 2) Or delete it, as if it never touched your heart.
>
> If you send this message, maybe you will help prevent someone drunk
>from driving.
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[07 Dec 2005|03:48pm] |
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i havent updated in a while so ive decided to update. well, we have got a place in diberville and i know nobody that lives around me. it really sucks, i just sit here and sleep most of the time. mr.grove has came back which means my spanish grade will drop because i dont understand anything that he says. he should of took off for the rest of the semester and come back 2nd semester. in 4th block were not allowed to sit in the hallway anymore cause someone got their phone taken away and now we have to sit in the band hall. jennie wants me to go to the sadies hawkens dance but i dont think i wanna go. i still have to get jennie and caseys christmas presents. cant get casey what i wanted to get her, even though they were out, cause she figured out what it was. so now i have to think of something to get casey.
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 | You scored as Wish Bear. You are Wish Bear.
You love to help other people get what they want even if it's not always the way you planned.
Wish Bear | | 100% | Bedtime Bear | | 75% | Harmony Bear | | 67% | Do-Your-Best Bear | | 67% | Good Luck Bear | | 67% | Share Bear | | 67% | Love-a-lot Bear | | 50% | Friend Bear | | 50% | Tenderheart Bear | | 50% | Champ Bear | | 42% | Laugh-a-lot | | 42% | Grumpy Bear | | 42% | Cheer Bear | | 42% | Funshine Bear | | 25% | </td>
Wich Care Bear are you?
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 | You scored as The Chosen One!. You are indeed the CHOSEN ONE! you absolutley love cheese, crayons, and you will save a baby inplace of and elderly woman,........how heroic! You will now fight Satan\\\\\\\'s army of DOOM on the side of GOD!
The Chosen One! | | 100% | You are close to the Chosen One | | 55% | Not The Chosen One | | 30% | </td>
See if you are the chosen one or not?
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[03 Dec 2005|05:25pm] |
Week 1
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Week 2
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
Week 3
You know what Mommy, I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Week 4
Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
Week 5
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
Week 6
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy!! HELP me!! No . . . . . .
Week 7
Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. he is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.
PLEASE REPOST THIS IF YOU CHOOSE LIFE AND ARE PRO LIFE!!
(and by the way, the oposite of pro life, is not pro choice, it's pro death...)
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[02 Dec 2005|10:01pm] |
if you poke at him enough he will fall in the water.
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[02 Dec 2005|06:23pm] |
LIST ONE THAT HASN'T BEEN NAMED YET!!
http://www.chinternet.co.uk/75bands.jpg
There are 75 bands in this photo, can you find them all?
<lj-cut text= some bands already found by other people
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1. Dink - i'll start you all off with the Rolling Stones!
2. Desiree - Guns'n'Roses
3. Dave - U2 (I mine as well get the easy ones out of the way)
4. Pamela - Scissor Sisters...one of my favorites!
5. Tori - I see Dead Kennedys on the wall.
6. Chris - Black Flag
7. kat- obviously, led zeppelin
8. nalini - Smashing Pumpkins... picked the easy one....
9. Matt - Iron Maiden...picked a tough one
10. Katie- Gorillaz
11. Lane - Eagles
12. Jesse - Alice in Chains
13. Mark - The Pixies! So many I wanted to point out!
14. Shura- Whitesnake
15. Myron- Matchbox 20
16. Donna ~ Red Hot Chilli Peppers (May have spelled the name of the band wrong- but the peppers are on the veg stand next to the head of lettuce with the sunglasses on and the august calendar under it - is this a good guess? LOL!)
17~*~JENN~*~ WHITE ZOMBIE!!!
18. Eric - Dinosaur Jr.
19. Guitarboy ~ QUEEN
20. Linda ~ Sex Pistols & Blind Melon
21. Heather - Black Crowes
22. Cheryl ~~ RADIOHEAD
23. Lauren - GARBAGE!
24. MEESH - THE EELS
25. James ~ Nine Inch Nails
26.Treble!!!! - Talking Heads
27. cole- sex pistols
28. kassandra - spoon
29. dirty - cowboy junkies
30. Dave - The Lemonheads
31. M - The B-52's (those aren't U2's dude)
32. Nay nay- Postal Service
33. Joe- Ratt
34. carrie- J.E.T.
35. Lynda- HOLE (I'm guessing that b/c the big gaping hole in the ground)
36. Dalton(jello) - Blur (the blurry guy next to Alice in Chains), Prince (held up by Queen and Sex Pistols), Nada Surf (two surfers NO surf)
37. Rob - The Beegees, on the wall under u2, reel big fish in the fishbowl next to prince, and the whitestripes(the crosswalk), also twisted sister (the gymnasts), KISS, the two lesbians on the light pole
38. Casey - T.A.T.U maybe??? by the street lights...
39. Casey E.- Men Without Hats, Great White(the sign by YellowMan), YellowMan, the Police, I'm going to take a wild guess and say The Band because of the armband the guy smashing pumpkins is wearing
40. blakelee-greenday
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[02 Dec 2005|03:21pm] |
tagged by readheadsunite : List 7 songs you're way into right now, no matter how much they suck, in no particular order. Then tag seven people who have to do it too.
1. black eyed peas-my humps
2. all american rejects-dirty little secrets
3. my chemical romance-ghost of you
4. fallout boy-sugar were going down
5. hawthorn heights-ohio is for lovers
6. kanye west-gold digger
7. kelly clarkson-because of you
i choose:
1. curiousshorty07
2. zero x 228
3. jenniefer1989
4. x silent x
5. xoiloveyoohxo
6. ashleysp8
7. audio freak
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[22 Nov 2005|01:48pm] |
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today, after school, we went to go to the humane society to get kittens. when we got there, we looked at the cats and decided to get a black kitten and a light orange kitten. and now my step dad went to go get them their litter box and some toys with catnip.
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So, one day... a girl was sick and her boyfriend had come over to fix her up and make her feel better... so he brought some soup, brownies, and a tape with some re-runs of the OC and Laguna Beach. He makes the soup and sets everything on a table next to her and pops in the tape. She eats the soup and watches video. Her boyfriend says that he's gotta go to meet a friend, so he leaves and she breaks out the brownies. She finishes them right as video tape was over... right after Laguna Beach ends, it cuts to a scene with her boyfriend getting a blowjob from her best friend and she spits his cum into the bowl of brownie mix. He looks at the camera and says, "You've just been dumped."
Pass this along...Repost the subject as "fucked up" or "funny as hell"...whichever you think of it...
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